So I've only received one question to my cancerousot gmail account so far, but I found it amusing enough to post...

"Yes, hello, longtime reader first time e-mailer.

I was wondering how exactly you manage to be such a ladies man and what, if anything, I can do to copy your success. Thanks, and I look forward to your speedy reply."

To answer your question required literally no thought on my part. I simply act like myself. I guess I must have the personality that "gravitates" the ladies toward me (not to mention my unrelenting handsomeness). I'd love to share said personality, but I believe that is impossible, but feel free to do your best to emulate me.

Good luck!